perfect-in-weakness:

ebony-and-ivory:

This is me, Eliza Thornberry, part of your average family. I’ve got a dad, a mom, and a sister. There is Donnie - we found him. And Darwin, he found us. Oh yeah, about our house - it moves, because we travel all over the world. You see, my dad hosts this nature show, and my mom shoots it. Okay, so we’re not that average. And between you and me, something amazing happened… and now I can talk to animals. It’s really cool, but totally secret. And you know what? Life’s never been the same. 

When you haven’t watched this show in literally 7 years and can still read this in your head in her exact voice, and remember what parts to emphasise…

perfect-in-weakness:

ebony-and-ivory:

This is me, Eliza Thornberry, part of your average family. I’ve got a dad, a mom, and a sister. There is Donnie - we found him. And Darwin, he found us. Oh yeah, about our house - it moves, because we travel all over the world. You see, my dad hosts this nature show, and my mom shoots it. Okay, so we’re not that average. And between you and me, something amazing happened… and now I can talk to animals. It’s really cool, but totally secret. And you know what? Life’s never been the same.

When you haven’t watched this show in literally 7 years and can still read this in your head in her exact voice, and remember what parts to emphasise…

(Source: evidentearth, via christotwat)

h0llow3yes:

parachutesx:

sky-media:

this is my favorite line in the history of ahs

always


Best

h0llow3yes:

parachutesx:

sky-media:

this is my favorite line in the history of ahs

always

Best

(via christotwat)

(Source: intractably, via boho-warrior)

tforge13:

wordssetinstony:

tricksterkids:

cadegrey:

mjwatson:

i don’t really understand where penises go when boys wear pants

sometimes to the left

sometimes to the right

sometimes up

sometimes down

sometimes painful

sometimes not

depends

take it back now y’all

One hop this time

please don’t jump on my penis

(via christotwat)

me: damn i need to save my money
me: *spends $200 in a week*

k-lionheart:

gaviindaviidfree:

olderaang:

comicpenguinz:

It’s a pity that “Avatar: The last Airbender” never got a live action film.

isn’t it

what a shame

Terrible loss

(via christotwat)

catlover1995:

it IS just about the music. That is the entire point of the helmets. Daft Punk are faceless because they believe that fame is often associated with a face. When this happens, the music loses value and the person gains value. They wear helmets to remain faceless so that the public can focus on the music and not how cute they may or may not be.

catlover1995:

it IS just about the music. That is the entire point of the helmets. Daft Punk are faceless because they believe that fame is often associated with a face. When this happens, the music loses value and the person gains value. They wear helmets to remain faceless so that the public can focus on the music and not how cute they may or may not be.

(via christotwat)

ivoryunknown:

I just drove past this intersection and it’s pouring rain and just look at how eerily beautiful it looks

ivoryunknown:

I just drove past this intersection and it’s pouring rain and just look at how eerily beautiful it looks

(via longhairandtanskin)